Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Homestar has made Marzipan a veggieburger with olives for eyes. Marzipan has found the burger too cute to eat, so she has decided to keep it and name it Homestar Junior]

Marzipan:
Hey, guys! Homestar Junior's talking now!

Strong Bad:
Who?

Marzipan:
He said, "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"

Homestar Runner:
No, it was me!

Marzipan:
I know it was, sweetie!

Homestar Runner:
No, me! Homestar Runner!

Marzipan:
You're Homestar Junior, remember?

Homestar Runner:
Will you put that freakin' sandwich down!

Marzipan:
There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you! Who's the best, Homestar Junior!

[Marzipan continues to admire Homestar Junior]

Homestar Runner:
Somebody, can I get some help here? Strong Bad? Would you talk some sense into this woman? King, you wanna eat that sandwich? Somebody eat that sandwich.