Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[a commercial is shown, starting with a balding man]

Announcer:
[to the man] Say there, husband of the year, what're you doing just sitting around?

[the man lets out a long, loud sigh]

Announcer:
When you could be sitting huge savings at the Senorial Day Tent Supra Sale!

[those last six words are displayed on the screen and the man smiles. The camera then cuts to Senor Cardgage]

Senor Cardgage:
Gamble around the campfire, children! It's Senor Cardgage with that Senorial Day Tent thing that guy talked about. It won't be here forever. [He indicates a red wagon filled with pancakes next to him] So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!

Announcer:
2005! 2004! 1999!

Senor Cardgage:
Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by.