Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Homestar is trying to find a powder ingredient for Marzipan's Halloween potion. He runs into the King of Town and the Poopsmith digging holes]

Homestar Runner:
Oh! Whaddaya know? How ya diggin'?

The King of Town:
Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.

Homestar Runner:
Good, 'cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

The King of Town:
Too much mayo? I *love* too much mayo! [Homestar is then prompted to ask the two for a powder item]

Homestar Runner:
Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammie if you give me a powdered item for this potion-ma-jig!

The King of Town:
Sweet deal! [he holds a small bag of powder] Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving. Now let's hear it!

Homestar Runner:
Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy... [the scene fades out as Homestar speaks and then fades back in with the king looking sad]... and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate! [Homestar walks off, taking the powder with him as he goes]

The King of Town:
Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!