Hooligans2005

Bovver:
[after Matt has been introduced to the guys and sent to buy a round] What's with all the f***in' babysitting? You know we had a meet set up for today.

Pete Dunham:
It's all right, Bov. He'll stay out the way. It's not like we didn't have it last night.

Bovver:
What? That's not the bloody point, is it? We'll look like right mugs if we set something up and our fearless leader don't show 'cause he's playin' pin the tail on a f***in' Yank.

Ned:
No, he's right, man. He's got a point.

Pete Dunham:
You let me worry 'bout that, all right, boys? [Matt returns with the beers] As for the Yank, he's too modest to tell you, but back in the States, he's an internationally-ranked double-black belt in karate.

Dave:
Is he f***? Look at the size of him.

Pete Dunham:
No, no, no, no. Bloody "Karate Kid" film? Based on his exploits.

Dave:
Really?

Pete Dunham:
Yeah.

Dave:
Really?

Matt Buckner:
Yeah, it's true.

Pete Dunham:
F***in' straight.

Swill:
Bollocks. [Matt looks at Swill nervously] Bollocks.

Matt Buckner:
Come on, why not?

Swill:
You're lyin' already. You been here f***in' five minutes and you're lyin'! [everybody laughs]