Hot Tub Time Machine2010

Adam:
Listen to me, man. That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again.

Nick:
He made you his little b*tch!

Adam:
He's humiliated you, emasculated you. The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again, utterly defeated.

Lou:
None of this is helping me at all.

Adam:
I know, it's coming. It's coming right now.

Nick:
Patience.

Adam:
Maybe you're supposed to do something different...

Blaine:
What is this, girl talk? Let's go here, come on.

Adam:
You're better than him!

Blaine:
America!

Adam:
Maybe not by a lot, but a little. You're the patron saint of the totally f***ed. You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. You're the f***ing Violator!

Blaine:
The moment's over. Let's go!

Adam:
You can do this! You can get us the f*** out of here! You can be the hero!

Nick:
Enrique'-f***ing'-lglesias.

Adam:
You love that song, don't you?

Lou:
I love that f***ing song!

[Lou gets up, launches himself one-footed off of the couch at Blaine. Blaine moves out of the way and punches Lou twice, knocking him back to the ground]

Adam:
Sh*t.

Lou:
God damn it! None of what you said worked at all!