How to Commit Marriage

How to Commit Marriage1969

Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
How to Commit Marriage is a 1969 comedy film directed by Norman Panama and starring Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason in their only movie together. The supporting cast features Jane Wyman as Hope's wife, Tina Louise as record-producer Gleason's love inte… more »



David Poe:
Oliver, Nancy and I are going to get married.

Nancy Benson:
We love each other, Mr. Poe.

Oliver Poe:
That's Victorian bourgeois. I'll prove it you. [calls mistress on speaker phone] Laverne, are we sleeping together?

Laverne Baker:
Yes, Oliver.

Oliver Poe:
Do we love each other? Are we married?

Laverne Baker:
Yes, dear. No, dear.

Oliver Poe:
[disconnects speaker phone] Case closed.

David Poe:
Nancy's parents are married.

Nancy Benson:
[pleading] They've been happy for nineteen years!

Oliver Poe:
[sarcastic] They're freaks.

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