How to Commit Marriage

     

How to Commit Marriage1969

Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
How to Commit Marriage is a 1969 comedy film directed by Norman Panama and starring Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason in their only movie together. The supporting cast features Jane Wyman as Hope's wife, Tina Louise as record-producer Gleason's love inte… more »


Oliver Poe:
[taking phone call from Pevney] I got your offer. It's an insult for such a distinguished musical group like The Post-Nasal Drip. However, you can look at the Uncollected Trash, the Five Commandments, the Kumquats, the Horny Toads, or the Slime Benders.

Pevney:
Are they any good?

Oliver Poe:
They haven't taken a bath in three months.

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