Hägar the Horrible1989

H?gar:
[Helga is cleaning and humming as Hagar comes home; she soon wipes one of the horns on his helmet, but Hagar shoves her away] Helga! Will you stop cleaning and listen to me? I thought the problem was the Viking Academy and Olaf, but they're as good as ever. The problem is the kids, and how *you've* been bringing them up!

Helga:
Look, if you think you can do better, oh great wise one, be my guest.

H?gar:
All right, watch this.

[calls Honi and Hamlet]

H?gar:
Honi! Hamlet!

Honi:
Yeah, Dad?

Hamlet:
Whatcha want?

H?gar:
Look: you kids mean the world to me, but your mother's been letting you get away with murder. Well, it won't be that way now that *I'm* home. Honi, I forbid you to marry any man who can't meet Viking standards, so forget your engagement to that weird guy, Lute.

Honi:
Huh?

H?gar:
Hamlet, I forbid you to read any more books until you improve your Viking skills and the Viking Academy agrees to take you back.

Hamlet:
What?

H?gar:
We'll start working at it first thing tomorrow. Well, that's all.

Hamlet:
Gee!

Honi:
Aww!

[they both leave, guilt-stricken]

H?gar:
So, whaddya think?

Helga:
I wouldn't get my hopes up for Father's Day.