Infamous2009

Zeke:
Hey Cole, before we head over to Archer, I gotta go pick up a new six shooter.

Cole MacGrath:
Oh, here we go...

Zeke:
Nah, that was badass! The second you touched it, the electricity in your hand cooks off the gunpowder, and the whole thing goes KA-BAM! Look on your face was priceless.

Cole MacGrath:
Damn near blew my hand off.

Zeke:
Which is why you won't be touching the new one! Traded this guy one of my homemade batteries for it.

Cole MacGrath:
The ones that explode when you use 'em?

Zeke:
Hell, he doesn't know that!