Iron Man Three2013

Tony Stark:
So, uhh, who's home?

Harley Keener:
Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.

Tony Stark:
Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a p*ssy about it, here's what I need...

[pauses]

Tony Stark:
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.

Harley Keener:
What's in it for me?

Tony Stark:
Salvation. What's his name?

Harley Keener:
Who?

Tony Stark:
The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?

Harley Keener:
How'd you know that?

Tony Stark:
I got just the thing.

[Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels]

Tony Stark:
This is a pi?ata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?

[Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister]

Harley Keener:
Deal.

[Stark gives Harley the canister]

Tony Stark:
What's your name?

Harley Keener:
Harley. And you're...

Tony Stark:
The mechanic. Tony.

[pauses]

Tony Stark:
You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?