Issues 1012002

Steve Radberry:
You're here so I can make sure you're all right. F***in' A.

Joe Phillips:
No, I'm here because you're Christian's big brother.

Steve Radberry:
So, they didn't haze you?

Joe Phillips:
I didn't say that.

Steve Radberry:
Damn it. Uh, they promised me they were going to stop that crap already. You're here, and I'm supposed to tell you that just because you sucked some guy's dick does not make you gay.

Joe Phillips:
What?

Steve Radberry:
Well, you did play with a guy, did you not?

Joe Phillips:
Well, that's kind of personal.

Steve Radberry:
Well, it's okay. I can't believe that they're still doing that stupid ass thing.

Joe Phillips:
Would it make a difference if I told you I was gay?

Steve Radberry:
Shut the f*** up. You are not.

Joe Phillips:
I...

Steve Radberry:
Listen, I'm sorry, but just because they made you play with some guy's dick does not make you gay, all right?

Joe Phillips:
It's not all right.

Steve Radberry:
Listen, you like girls, don't you?

Joe Phillips:
No.

Steve Radberry:
Whatever happened in that room or wherever, d... It doesn't change the feeling that you have urges to be with women.

Joe Phillips:
I don't have urges to be with women.

Steve Radberry:
Whatever. It doesn't change you. Really.