Izzy & Moe1985

Izzy Einstein:
[He and Moe, disguised as sailors, are about to bust a speakeasy] Have you got some spirits? I think an alcoholic beverage would be a great help for my friend.

Bartender:
[Starting to get suspicious] Uh, you boys look a little... *old*. Where'd you get those ribbons?

Izzy Einstein:
[Indignantly] Have you forgotten the Battle of 'Chemin de Fer'? Didn't you participate in the War to End all Wars? Well, we did!

Moe Smith:
Remember the 'Maine'?

Bartender:
'Course I do.

Izzy Einstein:
[Pointing to Moe] Well, he doesn't *have* to. He was ON it!