Jackass Number Two

     

Jackass Number Two2006

Stars: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius
Genre: Action, Comedy, Documentary
Rating: R
Runtime: 92 minutes

Jackass 2 is a 2006 American reality comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits. The film s… more »


Dimitry Elyashkevich:
[terrible Middle East accent] Father, hello, Father.

Ehren McGhehey:
[outraged] You shut up, I told you to come here earlier!

Dimitry Elyashkevich:
I am sorry, Father.

Ehren McGhehey:
[terrible Middle East accent] You are late, you cannot be accepted.

Dimitry Elyashkevich:
I have disgraced you.

Ehren McGhehey:
Where have you been, you little bastard?

Dimitry Elyashkevich:
[apologetically] I have been making a number two.

Ehren McGhehey:
Oh.

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