Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My life sucks.

Jeff Dunham:
Maybe you should talk to somebody who's had trouble in their lives as well.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I don't know anybody like that.

Jeff Dunham:
You could talk to Walter.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[Gasps] He's not around here, is he?

Jeff Dunham:
Well yeah, he's back stage.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[Shudders]

Jeff Dunham:
Why are you afraid of Walter?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
He's one mean son of a b*tch.

Jeff Dunham:
Well, I'm sorry you're frightened of him.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Thanks

Jeff Dunham:
Can I do anything for you?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Really?

Jeff Dunham:
Yeah, whatever.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Could you hold me? I'm not kidding, just a little bit.

Jeff Dunham:
[Holds Achmed]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Is that Aqua Velva?