Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I've got a favor to ask of you, infidel.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
When we're finished here, will you come caroling with me?

[laughter]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
What?

Jeff Dunham:
You go Christmas caroling?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, yes. I love to Christmas carol.

Jeff Dunham:
Like, what do you sing?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Umm... "Bin Laden is Coming to Town."

[laughter]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
"O Holy Crap."

[laughter]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[to the tune of "O Holy Night"] Oh, holy crap. I think I blew my foot off.

[laughter]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
And then my favorite: "SILENCE! Night."

[laughter]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Thank you. And then I've got another one: "Jingle Bombs." Would you like me to sing "Jingle Bombs"?

Jeff Dunham:
You can sing?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, yes.

Jeff Dunham:
All right. What the heck?