Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Jeff Dunham:
[Santa accidentally burned himself in Bubba J's fireplace] Why didn't you grab the nearest liquid and put him out?

Bubba J.:
That would've been a waste of beer.

Jeff Dunham:
What about water?

Bubba J.:
We don't drink that crap.

Jeff Dunham:
So how'd you put him out?

Bubba J.:
I peed on him. Yeah, I've entered a new step to that list.

Jeff Dunham:
What list?

Bubba J.:
Stop, drop and quit rolling around so I can piss on you!