Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Jeff Dunham:
[to Walter] What if somebody walked to you on the street and very sincerely said to you, "Happy Kwanzaa"? What would you do?

Walter:
First, I'd purchase them an eye color chart. Then I'd throw away the champagne and pull out the frickin' malt liquor. Ho ho, yo-yo!

Jeff Dunham:
I understand.

Walter:
Word.

Jeff Dunham:
Word?

Walter:
Do you feel me?

Jeff Dunham:
Do you know what you're talking about?

Walter:
Fo' shizzle.

Jeff Dunham:
Where did you learn all this?

Walter:
My cable box got stuck on the BET network. I learned a lot of new stuff. Apparently now, I'm "ghetto fabulous".

[Jeff is about to say something, but Walter interrupts]

Walter:
Chill, homedog. I'm thinkin' o' bustin' a cap on yo' ass. Cracker.