Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Jeff Dunham:
[to Peanut and Jos?] I understand you guys just went on your first ski trip.

Peanut:
Yes, Jos? and Achmed saw snow for the first time ever.

Jeff Dunham:
How was the skiing?

Peanut:
Great!

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
I had to snowboard.

Peanut:
Stick!

Jeff Dunham:
So Jos?, did you dress warmly for the trip?

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
Si.

Jeff Dunham:
What did you wear?

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
A scarf.

Peanut:
And one boot.

[nods]

Peanut:
I told him he should've just worn a garden hose. You know what he could use as a raincoat? A condom!