Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008

Jeff Dunham:
[about buying a car for his daughter's sixteenth birthday] We bought her a used vehicle. Anybody that buys a sixteen year old kid a new car, I think you're pretty much a moron. Okay?

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
Because you're not buying them a car, you're buying them a bumper car. That's what you're buying them. You ever sat in the front seat, teaching a fifteen, sixteen year old kid to drive a car? Here's the parent in the passenger seat:

[babbles incoherently]

Jeff Dunham:
And I'm still in the driveway.