Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

     

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special2008



Peanut:
[talking about Angelina Jolie's b*obs] Brad Pitt's gonna be unhappy you're making fun of his wife's titties! [nods] Yes, I said "Titties". Bodacious tatas! If they're little, they're tittles. If they're big, they're "tetonsters". Tet-zillas! Tetonics! Those are sad, 'cause when they get older, they sink. [the audience laughs; even Jeff smiles] Holy crap! I made you laugh on that one! Globes of love.

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    I have tittles. Good thing, that way they're not down to my waist.
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