Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map2014



Walter:
[as they do a show in Abu Dhabi] Holy crap. [long pause; Walter laughs nervously] Uh, you're not gonna... [stammers and mumbles]

Jeff Dunham:
What are you trying to say?

Walter:
[stammers and mumbles some more, then whispers in Jeff's ear] No Achmed, no Achmed. [the audience applauds] Can you not frickin' see out there?

Jeff Dunham:
I will talk to Achmed about this later.

Walter:
[whimpers] Can I get in the box and get the f*** out first? It's not a good idea! We're not in Israel!

Jeff Dunham:
I know.

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