Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

     

Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map2014

Stars: Jeff Dunham, Jeff Rothpan
Rating: TV-14
Runtime: 83 minutes



Peanut:
[in the middle of his set in the United Arab Emirates, an audience member stands up and leaves] Wait, wait! Come back, come back, come back! COME BACK! You're one of the guys I really want to love me!

[laughter; Peanut face-palms]

Peanut:
Is it the red cape? Does that... is that... is there something wrong with that? Is it? Did I say "ham"?

[laughter]

Peanut:
Oh, my god, your name is offensive.

[sing-song]

Peanut:
DunHAM! Is he coming back? Did he have to go...

[whispering]

Peanut:
...potty?

[laughter]

Peanut:
Do you pick it up, or pull it down? Or is there a little flap?

[laughter; Jeff face-palms]

Jeff Dunham:
I... I have no idea if we're offending anybody, just stop!

Peanut:
I don't care; I go home in a suitcase.

[laughter]

Peanut:
You're right. I'd better watch it, or you could be going home in a box, too.

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