Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Peanut:
[showing off his skills as a ventriloquist by working a dummy version of Jeff Dunham himself] How are you, Little Ugly Jeff?

Little Jeff:
Not good.

Jeff Dunham:
Wait a minute. You're gonna call him "Ugly Jeff"?

Peanut:
Oh, no, no, no. *Little* Ugly Jeff.

Little Jeff:
Is there any other name?

Peanut:
Uh, Little Ugly Ass Jeff?

Little Jeff:
I like that.

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
[from inside the box] Me, too, se?or.

Little Jeff:
Thank you.

Peanut:
You're welcome.

Jeff Dunham:
Wait a minute. I would prefer if you didn't use the word "ass".

Peanut:
Oh, I didn't really. It's all one word. Little Ugly Assjeff.

Little Jeff:
Assjeff, Assjeff, I am Assjeff.

Peanut:
See? It's good.

Jos? Jalape?o on a Stick:
Bravo!

Peanut:
Gracias.

Little Jeff:
De nada.

Jeff Dunham:
This is ridiculous!