Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Stars: Jeff Dunham
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 97 minutes




Jeff Dunham:
[about Walter's wife] Have you ever had a weight problem?

Walter:
Only when she sat on me.

Jeff Dunham:
Will you...

Walter:
[screams] "Get off of me!" Actually, it's more like this: "Hello?" [mimics echoing] "Hello... hello..." "It's dark in here!... Here... here..." "I found your keys!... keys... keys..." I am not kidding. Then she farted and unlocked the car doors.

Jeff Dunham:
What does your wife think when you do things like this?

Walter:
I don't care.

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