Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[making the P sound in "posse" repeatedly] How am I doing that with no lips? [the audience laughs and applauds] That's what she said. [cackles]

Jeff Dunham:
I can't believe you did that.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's what SHE said!

Jeff Dunham:
Will you stop this?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[higher pitch] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Jeff Dunham:
I don't like this.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[VERY high pitch] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Jeff Dunham:
How long is this?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[screeching] THATSWHATSHESAID! [the audience applauds again; long pause as Jeff and Achmed stare at each other] Think about it...

Jeff Dunham:
So, you were talking to Walter earlier.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[suddenly angry] Damn it!