Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
[referring to Bin Laden] So, where exactly is he?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, he won't say, but I'm pretty sure it's hell.

Jeff Dunham:
Why do you say that?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, they get cable, but they only get one channel.

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
The Oprah Winfrey Network.

Jeff Dunham:
Wait a minute. Come on, Achmed, a lot of people love Oprah.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Were you ever on her show?

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
She doesn't love you...!