Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011
Stars: Jeff Dunham
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 97 minutes
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 97 minutes
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My father was a suicide bomber.
Jeff Dunham:
So you guys were a lot alike?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, I have his eyes. In a box! And I like to hide them wherever Walter is sleeping. That way, when Walter wakes up, it scares the crap out of him.
Walter:
[from inside the box] You son of a b*tch, I'll kick your ass right now! I'll show you!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Is that case locked from the outside?
Jeff Dunham:
Yeah, why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
'Cause he still scares the crap out of me!
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