Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
So Achmed, do you have any good memories of your father?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Uh, for my eighth birthday, he got me a puppy.

Jeff Dunham:
That's good.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
No, it turned into a disaster.

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Because sometimes my father was a very confused man, and that day, my mother told him to go outside and blow up some party balloons.

Jeff Dunham:
Yeah?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
And that's how I got a dog with no legs.