Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Bubba J:
[seeing Achmed pull up in a shiny metallic-orange hot rod with a skull-shaped air-scoop on top of the engine] Whoa-hoh - - is that a HYBRID?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[irritably] It's the ACHMEDMOBILE, you EEdiot! Just be careful parking it, or I KEEL YOU! [arrogantly tosses his key-ring in Bubba J's general direction; it sails through the air in slow-motion, then smacks into Bubba J's hat and the side of his head before falling to the pavement]

Bubba J:
[in casual happy-go-lucky cheeriness] Didn't hurt.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[striding away contemptuously] And whatEVER you do, don't touch the RED BUTTON!

Bubba J:
[not hearing Achmed's directive properly in his inebriated state, especially since Achmed's back was turned as he was speaking, and then seeing a huge round convex transluscent-red button in the middle of the electronic keyless-entry fob on Achmed's keyring] Got it! Touch the RE-H-H-D button!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[not hearing properly himself, either, as he continues to stomp off in a huff, and so he thinks that Bubba J had correctly repeated back his instructions] Yes...

Bubba J:
[gleefully and clumsily jams his fat finger down on the red button, causing huge jets of brilliant-orange flame to blast out of the car's windows]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[hearing the roar of flames and realizing to his sudden consternation that Bubba J has indeed pressed the car's self-destruct button] NO-O-O-O-O-O!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[freezes in horror as the entire car erupts in explosive clouds of flying parts and raging fireballs; the detatched skull-scoop sails in a tumbling motion towards the camera, and the title "Controlled Chaos" appears amid the smoke and swirling debris]