Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, he's your son.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a f***ing lawn mower.

Achmed Jr.:
You caused the accident.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction.

Achmed Jr.:
You didn't mean for it to happen.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I did, too!

Achmed Jr.:
You did not.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Lis...

[his leg gets caught again]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, sh*t. MARNELL! Son of a b*tch!

Achmed Jr.:
Are you talking to me now?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[Marnell fixes his leg again and leaves] Fix it right, or I kick your ass! Marnell! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you a**hole!

[Marnell fixes everything and leaves again]

Achmed Jr.:
He can fix my pelvis anytime.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Shut up!