Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed] So what else scares you about American women?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Besides everything? The money.

Jeff Dunham:
The money?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You marry an American women, and in no time, all your money for bombs is gone! She blows money on shoes, I have no money to blow up the Jews. [the audience laughs while Jeff stares at Achmed] Whaaat? I don't mean just the Jews, but it rhymes! "Shoes" and "Jews". I could've said, you know, "slacks" and "blacks". But "Jews" is funnier. And I like black folks. Oh, we white chicks love the black guys!