Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012
Stars: Jeff Dunham
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 80 minutes
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 80 minutes
Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed, dressed as a woman] So what size dress is that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[gasps] You never ask a woman that! But if you must know, I am now a size zero.
Jeff Dunham:
How'd you get down to a size zero?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My weight loss program, suicide bombing...
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I lost 200 pounds in 0.2 seconds. Now I can eat whatever I want. Seriously, it goes right through me. Give me a cheeseburger and a bucket.
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