Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters

     

Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Stars: Jeff Dunham
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 80 minutes



Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[dressed as a woman] So Jeffrey, do you like my hoochers?

Jeff Dunham:
That's, uh, "hooters".

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You can call them whatever you want. You just have to buy me dinner first. [Jeff looks at Achmed's dress] Hey! [Jeff looks up at Achmed's face] My eyes are up here! My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you? Hell, you could make my voice come out of my vajayjay if you wanted to. Or as I call it, my terror cave! [looks out at audience] AM I RIGHT, LADIES?

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