Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012

Jeff Dunham:
[to Bubba J, who has hair as part of his vampire costume] I'll bet you didn't even recognize yourself in a mirror.

Bubba J:
Oh, I never look in a mirror.

Jeff Dunham:
Why not?

Bubba J:
Because in a mirror, I'm backwards, and it scares me.

Jeff Dunham:
It scares you?

Bubba J:
Yeah, because I know that all mirrors are actually windows to that world where everything they do is the opposite of us. [nods] And when they look in the mirror, they see us, and we're doing everything they do but backwards to them. [nods again]

Jeff Dunham:
That's ridiculous.

Bubba J:
I know, but you can't prove me wrong!

Jeff Dunham:
Bubba J...

Bubba J:
And sometimes, folks from that world lose their way and then somehow end up in this world. They are amongst us!

Jeff Dunham:
How can you tell?

Bubba J:
They're easy to spot.

Jeff Dunham:
How?

Bubba J:
Because they write with their left hands!