Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters

Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters2012



Walter:
[about Frankenstein's monster] Why was the doctor's monster seven feet tall?

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Walter:
That's dangerous! He should've started with a small monster.

Jeff Dunham:
Small monster?

Walter:
Yeah, Frankenmidget. Then if he goes nuts, just strap his ass to the kid's car seat and drive around till he falls asleep. Parents do it all the time. If he gets loose, what's the worst that could happen? You get a call from the villagers: "Hey, come get your monster! He's in our yard, and he's humping our cat!" "That's impossible, his wiener hurts."

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