Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
You mispronounced my last name!

Peanut:
[whispering] I knooow!

Jeff Dunham:
It's "Dunham".

Peanut:
Not when you look at it. It says "Dun-HAM." "Jeff Dun-HAM." "HAAAAM!" You're the other white meat.

Jeff Dunham:
Don't confuse everyone, it's "Dunham".

Peanut:
It says "Dun-HAM." "Ham, Ham, HAAAAM."

[makes pig noise, cow noise, and chicken noise]

Peanut:
Jeff Dun-HAM... dot com! Jeff Dun-HAM... dot com!

Peanut:
And... and you know... you know when you think about it for thirty seconds, it's actually "Jef-fafa" Dun-HAM... dot com!

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Peanut:
Jef-fafa.

Jeff Dunham:
Fafa?

Peanut:
You're using an unneeded F. Jef-fafa... Dun-HAM... dot com! Am I pissing you off-fafa? Jef-fafa? Dun-HAM... dot com. You know, the weird part is I *am* actually pissing him off! And he would like to *kill me*! But he will not, because that would be a form of *suicide*.

[laughter]

Peanut:
You want to kill me!

Jeff Dunham:
No, I don't.

Peanut:
Yes, you do.

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Peanut:
Yes.

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Peanut:
Yes.

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Peanut:
Yes.

Jeff Dunham:
No.

Peanut:
[in a Darth Vader voice] Search your feelings, Jef-fafa. Dun-HAM... dot com!