Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

     

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Stars: Jeff Dunham, Paige Dunham
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 80 minutes



Jeff Dunham:
Catwoman?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
You know I used to date Catwoman.

Jeff Dunham:
Really?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Oh yeah but she gave me something I had to take medicine to get rid of. And boy does it itch. And now it burns when I fly. Da da da daAHHHHHH!

[Melvin's hair falls off and the audience laughs]

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Son of a b*tch! [looks down and looks back up] It's the terrorists I tell you!

[Jeff picks up his hair]

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
I look like Lex Luthor. Can you put it back?

Jeff Dunham:
Sure.

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Ok.

[Jeff puts his hair back on and he laughs a bit]

Jeff Dunham:
How's that?

Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Da da da da. That kinda sucked.

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