Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
Good evening, Jos?.

Jos? Jalape?o:
Hola, Se?or Jeff. [pronounces it "Heff"]

Jeff Dunham:
All right. It's good to see you. It's good to see you.

Jos? Jalape?o:
Gracias, Se?or Jeff. [again pronounces it "Heff"]

Peanut:
Excuse me!

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Peanut:
Who the hell is Heff?

Jeff Dunham:
He said "Jeff".

Peanut:
No, he said, "Heff"!

Jeff Dunham:
It's the same thing.

Peanut:
Uh, no, it's nooot! Jos?, what'd you say?

Jos? Jalape?o:
I said, "Se?or Jeff". [again pronounces it "Heff", but this time with a hacking phlegm sound]

Peanut:
What the f... Now he said "Heff"! [with a hacking sound]

Jeff Dunham:
It's all the same!

Peanut:
What? Didn't you watch "Sesame Street"? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and... [pronounces it with the hacking sound] Heff is Heff. [singing to "One of These Things"] One of these things just doesn't belong here!