Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Peanut:
I have a question for Jos?.

[pronounces it "Josie"]

Jos? Jalape?o:
My name is Jos?.

[pronounces it correctly]

Peanut:
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were in America, speaking frickin' English! But I didn't see the little chicka over the E, which magically changes "Josie" into frickin' "Jos?"! And I didn't see that nye over the N, which changes "jalapeno"...

[pronounces it "jalapeeno"]

Peanut:
...into "jalape?o".

[pronounces it "jalapaynyo" with a hacking sound]

Peanut:
So with a nye over the N and a chicka over the E, two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So Jos?, what are you typing? Oh, I'm sorry. Talk about hunt-and-peck.

Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry, Jos?.

Jos? Jalape?o:
It's okay. I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him.