Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007
Stars: Jeff Dunham, Paige Dunham
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 80 minutes
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 80 minutes
Walter:
[explaining how he dealt with his wife after making her angry] My mother always told me, "When you're in a jam and don't know what to do, you should think, what would Jesus do?" So I tried to turn her into a fish. I stood there going, "Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamu!" Well, at least Shamu only has one blowhole.
[the audience applauds]
Walter:
Aw, screw you, that was funny!
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