Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity2007

Jeff Dunham:
[to Walter] You don't like the humidity, you don't like the extreme cold. We went someplace warmer and drier.

Walter:
Yeah.

Jeff Dunham:
How about, uh... Let me see... August, we were in Phoenix.

Walter:
August in Phoenix, Arizona. Your agent is a moron. It was 112 three days in a row! But what do all the locals say? "But it's a dry heat!" Screw you! A bonfire is a dry heat. You don't see any stick up my ass in one of those, do you? "Your ass is on fire!" "It's a dry heat! I was in Florida, I gotta burn off the frickin' moss!"