Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I don't even know how Jell-O works.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Let me tell you what I'm talking about. Any other liquid that you put into the refrigerator or the freezer, and it turns into a solid; if you take it back out, it will go back to a liquid. Not Jell-O. Once Jell-O becomes...

[wobbles his hands]

Jeff Foxworthy:
...Jell-O, it is Jell-O for eternity! The only *possible* way to turn it back into a liquid is to put it in your mouth and go...

[makes sucking noises; cheers from the audience]

Jeff Foxworthy:
I feel so much better knowing so many of you know what I'm talking about. Actually, I told that joke the other night, and a woman in the front row went, "It will go back to a liquid if you put in the microwave."

[bewildered look]

Jeff Foxworthy:
How do you acquire this knowledge? You sittin' around with friends eating Jell-O, and one of them says "Oh, this Jell-O is good," and she says, "Oh, if you think it's good cold, you ought to put it in the microwave"? This woman is out driving tonight! That scares the hell out of me!