Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed

Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998



Jeff Foxworthy:
Remember a couple of months ago when they had all the floods in Louisiana? My wife and I were watching this on CNN, and I told her, I said "you watch. They're going to find the biggest, stupidest idiot they can find in the whole state, and they're going to show him walking chest deep in water down main street."

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
And they did.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
And it was my wife's *cousin* Danny.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Walking chest deep in water, holding an umbrella. I was just looking at her going "that's got to make you proud right there, doesn't it? That's your bloodline walking down the street."

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Then it started making me worry, 'cause I realized it was my children's bloodline, too.

[laughter]

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