Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
That's another big redneck trait. We buy something, we're going to wear it within twenty-four hours.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Just because you see a redneck walk out of a store without a bag doesn't mean we didn't make a purchase.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"You didn't get nothin'?" "No, I got some underwear, I just put it on in the store."

[laughter]