Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I love yard sales. My wife and I get up early on the weekends, trying to beat other people to this stuff.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
These people are selling junk out of their garage they don't want, we dig through it like we're going to find priceless treaures.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Excuse me, what are these right here?" Oh, those? Those are Tupperware lids that have been warped in the dishwasher. Eight for a dime.

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
[scoffing] "What the hell are we gonna do with warped Tupperware lids?"

[pause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Give you a nickel for 'em."

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"We don't really want 'em, we just need some stuff for the yard sale we're having next weekend."

[laughter]