Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I know single guys that can take anything a woman says and turn it into a sexual innuendo. You could have a group of people, and the woman could go "you know, I need to get my tires rotated." And I know single guys that are thinking "yeah, I'd like to rotate her tires."

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Whereas married men are going "you need to get your tires rotated? I know a place right down the street that does it. They're fast, they're cheap, as a matter of fact, I think I've got a coupon for 'em here in my wallet."

[pulls his wallet out of his pocket]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Yes, sir. There it is, right where my condom used to be."

[laughter]