Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998
Jeff Foxworthy:
I do like the permanency of marriage. I never did like breaking up with people. And I guess everybody here has broken up with somebody. We've all heard the break up lines, there's a million of 'em. I was picking out a few of my favorites, like "I need some space."
[applause]
Jeff Foxworthy:
Which is half a sentence. The rest of it is "without you in it."
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
I think my all-time favorite: "I think we should start seeing other people."
[applause]
Jeff Foxworthy:
Trust me, nobody has ever said that one to you without having somebody else in mind.
[laughter]
Jeff Foxworthy:
Guys, if a woman says to you "I think we should start seeing other people," trust me, she has already cut a pony from the herd, and if she ain't ridin' him yet, she *has* pulled the saddle out of the barn.
[laughter and applause]
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