Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

[during the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." encore]

Jeff Foxworthy:
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

[laughter and disgusted moans]

Jeff Foxworthy:
Let me give you a little background on that one. I am doing a radio show in Dallas, Texas, and a woman called that one in. And I just started laughing; I said "you know what makes this funny is I know you're not making it up." You know she walked into the bathroom one day, looked at her husband and said "what are you doing?"

[laughter]

Jeff Foxworthy:
"Well, I am scratching my back. What does it look like?"