Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale2006

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Jim Gaffigan:
[as everyone cheers him coming out on stage] All right, all right! Stop it, you look like you're on drugs. [breathy tone, almost whispering] Oh, he's a pale fella. I didn't know he was gonna be so pale! Oh, that shirt looks like a tablecloth. Is that a shirt or a blouse? I think he's wearing his mother's blouse. His pants look dirty. I wonder if he's wearing a thong? I didn't wonder that; now I do. This is all he does. This is weird! I can barely hear what he's saying. Vaguely.