Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale2006

Jim Gaffigan:
I try to rationalize what I eat, but there's some foods there's no reason to ever eat. Like a Cinnabon? I mean, tell me that place is run by Satan. You ever eat a Cinnabon? You have to take a nap halfway through. I think I need some insulin. I need a wheelbarrow for my half a bun. It's kinda generous calling that a bun. It's the size of a beanbag chair. Should I sit in it or eat it? Hey, I can sit in it *and* eat it. This is sticky without pants on.